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4 Assed Monkey is one of my new favorite strains from Mephisto Genetics! Super dense nugs that have a artificial grape smell with tones of rubber like a wetsuit. Cured into a musky fruity gas. Densely cured and seems to have enhanced its hard hitting qualities. It is my favorite night time treat.

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Potent, Funky Hybrid with a Punch

If you’re on the hunt for a rare and hard-hitting hybrid that delivers both an energizing mental buzz and a soothing body high, look no further than 4 Assed Monkey. This unique strain is known for its pungent aroma, compact resin-coated buds, and fast-acting effects. Now you can buy 4 Assed Monkey online and experience this boutique strain delivered right to your doorstep—discreetly, securely, and quickly.

What is 4 Assed Monkey?

4 Assed Monkey is a balanced hybrid strain created by the breeders at Mephisto Genetics. It’s a cross between Deep Blue Sea and a stealthy strain from Mephisto’s breeding stock, resulting in a plant that’s compact yet packs an intense punch—in both flavor and potency.

With THC levels ranging from 18% to 24%, 4 Assed Monkey delivers effects that can satisfy even experienced users. Its aroma is skunky, earthy, and slightly fruity, with a flavor profile that carries over with a spicy, diesel finish.

Effects of 4 Assed Monkey

The high from 4 Assed Monkey comes on fast and hits hard, offering a strong cerebral lift followed by a mellow, relaxing body buzz. It’s ideal for users seeking relief without being completely couch-locked. Common effects include:

Uplifted mood and mental stimulation
Relaxation and stress relief
Increased sociability and creativity
Mild relief from pain and tension

Great for afternoon or early evening use, 4 Assed Monkey helps you stay functional while still enjoying a laid-back vibe.

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Final Thoughts

4 Assed Monkey is a rare gem that combines intensity, flavor, and versatility. Whether you’re relaxing with friends or sparking creativity, this strain delivers. Buy 4 Assed Monkey online today and see why this funky hybrid is gaining cult-favorite status.